I made up the concept of the Nunicorn in an English lesson whilst I was a Year 11. I began writing the tale and still haven't finished it, I will one day and when that days come I will include it in the CD case.
AHHHH. Why hello there fellow metallers, I have just been caught by the Interloper. (Scream)
Why hello there mere mortals... I haven't been heard in over 2000 years, so what do you think I have to say? MEH!!
Have you people ever heard of the Nunicorn? No?!?! OUTTTRAAGEEEEE!
Let me explain about the Nunicorn. He's half Niall Stokes! Half unicorn, but he's born from a gorillas egg! WHAT THE FUCK!
Did I mention... He's also fluent in cat!